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Saturday, 12 February 2011

B

So, I decided to don my Sherlock Holmes hat and do a touch of research. So here below, at great personal expense is the second part of the A to Z of perversity.


BACKWARDS COWGIRL:
A sexual position favored by those unfortunate males who have trapped off with a lady “who has a lovely personality”. Also favored by those “experimental” types who are having sex with a ladyboy but do not want the guilt and confusion created by watching the ladyboy's cock and balls bouncing hypnotically up and down. It is basically the women on top facing the males feet. Can be beneficial if the ladies arse is more attractive than her face. i.e Cheryl Cole.


BAREBACK:
  The act of having unprotected sex. Most often than not in the Anus. Very good chance of having some half digested food lodged in your Cock nostril as demonstrated in the A section of this A to Z. Not the safest thing to do, especially if the lady (or man) is less than fastidious about who they sleep with. A good lubricant is also recommended. I will talk at length later in the series about lubricants. Some "steeply-inclined horticulturists" like to keep lubricant in a jar or in a tub. A popular jape is to put pepper or another itchy substance in with the lube


BASOEXIA
Also known as “Schoolboys Radge” This when you get very sexually aroused by just kissing. Not to make excuses but that does explain some “accidents” at xmas visiting my relatives...ah well.


BDSM
Oh boy. This stands for "Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism" It is a very broad field with many sub sections and area's. Remember that mp who got found dead, naked, with an apple in his gob and a bin liner over his head, on helmstead heath? He was into BDSM. It can even evolve out of a sexual kick into a lifestyle. To be honest this entire genre needs an piece for itself. So to keep it short I will list a few subsections.
 Bondage: leather, rope, bandages, underwear, cat guts, chains, all these and more are used to tie/restrict the "bottom" or "submissive"
 Whipping: Hitting the "bottom" with varying strength using, whips, canes, etc. normally when the submissive is bound in some way.
 CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) : The less we say about this the better I think.
 Wax play : Can be quite a soothing and sensual form of BDSM. Normally wax melts at around 130 degrees, by adding various oils, salts and minerals you can decrease this to make a more sensual and erotic experience or increase it to make it more pain oriented.

  Golden showers (urinating): It begs the simple question, why?
    I have a mate, for legal reasons I will call him "Joe". Joe was seeing this older women from ashton and they decided to be a bit experimental and try some "wet play". What she had not counted on though was Joe downing nine pints of strongbow prior to this golden coupling. Joe got home and decked the bathroom with towels. She proceeded to get naked and kneel down in front of him, giggling in aroused anticipation from the naughty light sprinkling of what she thought was going to be a light rain. She was wrong, oh so very wrong.. A full afternoon of strongbow erupted from his penis into her face. She screamed in shock and got a mouthful, Joe could not stop though, even when she was sobbing he carried on pissing on her. They split up not long after this.
Strap on play:  Either between two women "who wear comfortable shoes" Or even more disturbingly a women on a man. This is when the "top" wears a phallic device that resembles an erect penis and then either buggers the man or has intercourse with the other women. (For those who remember Stefan Postma from Aston Villa, He was "allegedly caught on video being bummed by his girlfriend with a strap on. Google it)
 Sexual roleplay: Can be a fun and easy introduction into the world of BDSM. I think most people have experimented with some form of roleplay in their lives.
Medical play: We all played doctors and nurses at school, well this is the grown up version. The japanese are into this in a big way. They even have a paraphilia for amputees (Acrotomophilia). Who I defy any heterosexual man not to get the raging horn when he visits hospital and see's some of theme dickteases in uniform.
 Erotic electrostimulation: This frankly baffles me. This is the simulation of the penis, scrotum, anus or vagina by electric shocks. I may actually give this a go to see what all the fuss is about, give me 5 mins..................                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      .............................................. That fucking hurt.

Thats enough for now on BDSM, I may return to it on a future date.    oh and a bit of advice, do not attach your cock to anything electrical.


BEE STINGS
The sadomasochistic use of bees to sting the penis, which stings are said to extend the duration and intensity of penile orgasms, enhance sensations and increase penile circumference. The bee stings, it is claimed, are almost painless. Two bees are placed in a jar which is shaken to render the bees dizzy; these are then grabbed by the wings and placed each side of the shaft just below the glans penis and squeezed to provoke stinging. CAUTION: Poisonous venom can have serious effects on about 5% of males. Any of the following symptoms of anaphylactic shock following a bee sting requires immediate medical care:
- a) Difficulty in breathing'
- b) Chest pain.
- c) Dizziness.
- d) Nausea or vomiting.
- e) Edema or general swelling.
- f) Blue coloration of lips.
- g) Weak pulse.
  Getting any sort of creature to attack your cock is not fucking clever at all, but getting bees to sting your length to increase its size is on the far side of mental. No ifs or buts, anyone who does this needs to have a long in-depth talk to those nice men in white coats.

BESTIALITY
 I think it was either Morrisey or Billy Bragg who sang about his love of his animals (not Michael Jackson)
   Bestiality,    you can bring your chimp to tea
   Bestiality     your laws do not apply to me.

I have already wrote in depth about the love of sheep by some cultures and people. But sheep are not the only sexual targets of men throughout the ages. Goats, horses, chickens!, cows, camels and dolphins have all been historically linked with zooaphilia. There are even weirdos who marry there animal "freinds"
 The video below is wrong and disturbing.  Proper trailer park trash. It is a youtube video so there is no explicit content.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7UCNYnp3o

Isolation from human contact is attributed to a lot of bestiality throughout the ages. The sexualization of animals stems from this isolation. Todays society is also a hotbed of isolation and ostracisation. People who society deem as subnormal are further pushed into loneliness and so they get the horn over fuckin animals or they bestow animals with female sexual features.
                                                           This is wrong on so many levels.


I am off to watch football now, so until I add more to the "B's" tomorrow, here is a picture of my brother and my mate together in Belgium.

     









   

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